-- The Politician-Free Zone
 
 
 
A small collection of fonts for Word and other programs, including take-offs of McDonalds and other corporate logos.
 
 
 
How long would it take the head of a big company to earn your pay? Trick question - they don't earn their pay.
 
 
 
The Politician-Free Zone is the place to start if you're interested in reading about anarchist ideas. It has articles which between them answer most of the questions that people have, as well as a lot of cartoons and graphics.
 
 
 
Information about Rachel Corrie, an American killed by the Israeli army in 2003.
 
 
 
An introduction to the site and information on the latest things that've been added to it.
 
 
 
A small collection of political tattoos.
 
 
 
An anarchist tribute to Tintin.
 
 
 
Useful or fun stuff on other sites.
 
 
 
As well as being politically spot on, this website also has awesome psychic powers.
 
 
 
Carlo Giuliani was a 23 year old anarchist, killed by Italian police at a protest in 2001.
 
 
 
Free board game based on the 1999 anti-World Trade Organization demonstrations.
 
 
 
The latest Australian and international news, facts and quotes.
 
 
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PLEASE NOTE: As of November 2014, this site is no longer updated. However it will be left up indefinitely as an archive.
 
 
 
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To Protect and Serve
 
The CIA, the FBI and the LAPD are each asked to prove their capability of apprehending terrorists. President Bush releases a white rabbit into a forest and tells each agency to catch it.
 
The CIA goes first. It sends animal informants into the forest. They question all plant and material witnesses. After three months of intensive investigations the CIA concludes rabbits do not exist.
 
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads it bombs the forest, killing everything, including the rabbit. It makes no apologies; the rabbit had it coming, they insist.
 
The LAPD go in. They come ouut after just two hours with badly beaten bear. The bear is sobbing, "OK, OK, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
 
John W Howard hears about George Junior's idea and decides to test Australian law enforcement agencies. He releases a white rabbit into Stromlo Forest, near Canberra.
 
The National Crime Authority can't catch it but promises that if it gets a budget increase it can recover $90 million in unpaid rabbit taxes and proceeds of crime.
 
The Victorian police go in. They're gone only 15 minutes, returning with a koala, a kangaroo and a tree fern, all three shot to pieces. "They looked like dangerous rabbits and we acted in self-defence," they explain.
 
The NSW police go in. Surveillance tapes later reveal top-ranking officers and rabbits dancing around a gum tree stoned out of their minds.
 
The Queensland police go in. They reappear driving a brand new Mercedes, scantily clad rabbits draped all over them. When asked if they caught the rabbit they replied "Don't you worry about that".
 
The WA police actually catch the white rabbit, but it inexplicably hangs itself when the attending officer "slipped out momentarily" for a cup of tea.
 
The SA and NT police join forces and beat the crap out of every rabbit in the forest, except the white one. They know it's the black ones.
 
who cause all the trouble.
 
The Australian Federal Police refuse to go in. It examines the issues, particularly cost, and decides that because of low priority, high overtime and the projected expense to the AFP as a whole, the matter should be returned to the referring authority for further analysis.
 
ASIO goes into the wrong forest.
 
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